Hold the phone, buddy. I’ll believe these “tacos” exist when I see them.
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(Source: College Humor)
And you try to figure out who ate it.
(Source: endless-facade)
friend: 10 people have asked to be my valentine
me: sometimes i meow at cats and they meow backIf you follow this blog, you will finally achieve true and lasting happiness
(Source: the10thweasley, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
Parents: Okay we’re leaving. We’ll be back tomorrow.
Me: Okay and I’ll have a wild party.
Parents: That’s not funny we all know you don’t have any friends.
Me: I know.If you follow this blog, you will finally achieve true and lasting happiness
(Source: lordmalfoy, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)